The “Minnesota Menace” T-Shirt

    $20.00

    The true king of the north isn’t a bear or a wolf—it’s the mosquito. Faster than your reflexes, more persistent than your best-laid outdoor plans, this winged vampire doesn’t take no for an answer. It’s the sound of summer in Minnesota: a tiny, high-pitched warning that your blood is on the menu.

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    The true king of the north isn’t a bear or a wolf—it’s the mosquito. Faster than your reflexes, more persistent than your best-laid outdoor plans, this winged vampire doesn’t take no for an answer. It’s the sound of summer in Minnesota: a tiny, high-pitched warning that your blood is on the menu.

    For those who have fought the battle and lost (because let’s be honest, you always lose), this design is a tribute to the real rulers of the wilderness. Bold, highly detailed, and just unsettling enough to make you itch, this shirt is perfect for campers, hikers, and anyone who’s ever slapped their arm in frustration.
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    100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    Pre-shrunk fabric to keep the fit just right
    Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting comfort
    Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

    A shirt for those who know that in the great outdoors, you’re never really alone.
    Read more about the creative process behind these designs in the blog, where each shirt begins as an observation, a sketch, or an experiment.